January 2012
I just fucking hate everything right now.
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Remember when I used to take pictures? Remember when I used to do other things besides work and school and wish I had a real life?
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“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
– Lana Turner (via rulesformyunbornson)
thereshopebetweendreams replied to your post: 2 things:
Hmmmmm…….. This makes me worry a little bit.
Me too. ):
2 things:
1. I forgot to put pants on last night and now its really hard to get out of bed.
2. I miss Michael and I realize you don’t know who that is, but Brandi does and nobody else cares so it doesn’t matter.
The end.
Hey Anonymous person, if you send me a message...
I just really want to know who you are ._.
Anonymous asked: You are so sexy and such a tease.
Stuffing my face with truffles because what are faces for if not truffle stuffing?
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I give up. It doesn’t even matter. Do you even care at all?
I feel really bad about getting in the shower right now, but there’s no way I’m going to bed without showering after that concert.
Lalalala going to the doctor’s in the rainnnnnnnn This better be fucking worth it because I’m pissed.
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Naw, its cool. I like waking up with a big fat...
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drwberry:
So, who wants to date me?
My mom tried to hook me up with our server at Red Robin. She was going to leave my phone number on the receipt.
“Life was immeasurably better once I forced myself to stop taking it seriously.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via nolanrose)
Drunk! Yay!!!!
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I'm back bitches~
I am here to conquer the internet and you can’t stop me.
Not Dead.
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You all probably think I died or something.
I didn’t. Sorry.
no one: wow i really like you
Maybe if I keep coughing, I’ll get to see one of my ribs!
December 2011
laundry at mom’s bored out of my mind two more hours to go kill me now please
“We’re becoming the men we wanted to marry”
– Gloria Steinem (via sinnumero)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Anonymous asked: haha sorry i'm shy. but thank you for the recommendations! i'll have to try those ones out :) do you like to drink other things besides wine? like alcoholic beverage wise? I never know good things to buy for parties :/ you seem like you know good alcohol hehe
Anonymous asked: so I've followed your blog for a while and noticed you're a wine drinker...I recently started drinking wine too :) do you have a favorite or any good recommendations?
My cousin got me a shark pillow pet for christmas. I can die happy now.